Good morning guild, I am a tank.

In between days of raiding, the people of Pancakes learn to live with what we are. When we ARE raiding, however, we rock this bitch. We began Thursday's raid by going underground, where we could be happy in the company of the selfless, cold and composed crypt lord, Anub'arak. It turns out he was not tired, he just slept back in Azjol-Nerub. Over the past week, we've given some solid attempts on the boss, but he just left us bruised night after night. Tonight's experience was not the same, however, as Anub'arak and the members of Pancakes danced the last polka until he fell, defeated at our hands.

Like weary, war-torn refugees, we crossed the border into Ulduar. We saw the lights, we saw the pale robot's face; we had waltzed over to the Spark of Imagination. Mimiron quickly gave us his notice that he was ready for a series of tests with his many mechanical monstrosities, but in his defense, he was slightly brainwascht by Yoggy Bear. We only managed to get two attempts in on him, and that's because after 14 minutes into the second attempt, and because we are the luckiest guild I know, a handful of Pancakes were getting all they could eat of his many tricks and traps. The old bastard thought a little bit about it, and found his own way to normal. 4/4 Keepers down, Vezax and Yogg remain!

...So, in a moment of complete honesty, I guess I've got you to thank for this...to the raiders of this guild who have really gone above and beyond the call of duty lately in attendance, preparation, all of that stuff: It's much appreciated, and we've pulled a complete 180 from where we were not even two months ago, going from scraped-together 10-mans to 25-man progression nights...just remember that there's always someone cooler than you.

Still fighting it,
Toast Witjam

P.S. 22 references this time, if you get all of those and can name me all four bands related to the theme of this post, you get a prize! I got a few new ones in, so this little game might continue if we continue to progress. :)