SO there should be a Saurfang post here (we killed him!) but it is way too fucking late for that, so I'll do it tomorrow or something. I don't know.

ANYWAYS in the mean time I am going to post a bit of news that I wanted to post a while ago (read: a week or so), but didn't think about it again until...2:27:55 AM, that is how I operate, people.

Lots of you know Aseelah. She is a ROWG. or, rather, she WAS a rowg. Now she is a doodad. She pretty much summed up 2009 for the Pancakes in a post a while back, and now I am posting it here, for those of you who missed it, or those of you who are outside the guild and wonder what exactly we do during the day.

Without further ado, Pancakes 2009 In Review!

• In 2009 :

  We got many new members to the guild.

  Toast turned 12 (again) and became a published author.

  Jot's beard ran away....or was it stolen while he slept? Maybe it left in anger when he turned Orc.

  Ono's name mysteriously changed...and though we dont discuss it much, I think he got a sex change too.

  Many of you attended our first PanCon in California....though Grim should never be left unattended again.

  Lyo and Mrs Lyo were blessed with little Lyonaisse.

  Nerf and Atro joined our ranks...I'll never look at a cookie the same way again.

  DS joined our ranks...and now we have a DICK in the guild.

  Leaky came along and taught us all how to "Superman dat Ho"

  Sor is still aptly soothed by Southern accents.

  We had our first Naked Belf Race as part of our First Anniversary celebration and Nih created a great video to capture the events.

  Shal is now known as Madame Shalini, Seer of the Stars, and...That poor Girl that has to put up with Nak.

  Nak is known as ...That Lucky Bastard that gets to be with Shal.

  Lenox is still looking for the right chat channel.

  Vux's dps went past the 25000 mark this year, and he swears the 327, 648 mods he uses has NO part in it.

  Our Little Gethy went to Cali this year and became a MAN....that constantly sings about a horse. ( Did he slip off to Tijuana when no one was looking?)

  Nih is still a Rotten Bastard and original member of the Pancake Foodies Club. DS, Sor and others joined the club quickly.
  I heard they worship a poster of Anthony Bourdain, but thats just rumor so far.

  Druids in the guild multiplied. We can't talk about the Moonglade rituals that caused this phenom...just a lot of naked druids romping in Moonglade.

Thank you all for a great year. Can't wait to see what this one brings.

Couldn't have said it better mahself, See. Here's to 2010, more boss killing, and one big cataclysm!

Until next time (tomorrow HARHAR),
Toast Witjam